Curse

TheEPIC · Oct 23, 2005, 10:35 PM // 22:35

*uses the butt of his sword to knock the gun out of purrfect's hands to return the favor to lildude. Walks back to the bar, orders another drink, and begins nursing his migraine once more*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37

*spikes and laces purrfect's coca-cola while she wasn't looking*

Avari Zi · Oct 23, 2005, 10:39 PM // 22:39

*takes a bottle of vodka and drinks it all down* *hic*

purrfect · Oct 23, 2005, 10:41 PM // 22:41

*gobbles down the coke*
*changes into school uniform*
*Walks out of bar saying "Sayonara"*
gonna go school... see ya in around 8 - 9 hours later

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 10:42 PM // 22:42

*takes a bottle of 99.99% alcohol rum, then does a huge belch that knocks everyone down*

east asia?
school uniform?
need i say more?

TheEPIC · Oct 23, 2005, 11:08 PM // 23:08

*has downed enough liquor to finally get over the migraine. orders a bottle of vodka and immediately launches it in the direction of avari*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 11:09 PM // 23:09

*casts level 99 shield of deflection on avari*

Finch · Oct 23, 2005, 11:10 PM // 23:10

*gets up after the huge belch, and returns fire*

Avari Zi · Oct 23, 2005, 11:10 PM // 23:10

*catches the bottle and drinks it* nice try *hic*

TheEPIC · Oct 23, 2005, 11:11 PM // 23:11

*notices all of the alcohol on the floor from all the broken bottles and casts inferno*

LotharOvsothian · Oct 23, 2005, 11:13 PM // 23:13

*comes back from his daze only to a fanfare of fire given out by the generous TheEPIC* Well, crap. *casts Mantra of Flame and, with all the energy casts meteor shower*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14

*casts deep freeze and the whole room is now filled with snow*

DarkWasp · Oct 23, 2005, 11:14 PM // 23:14

=As the bartender goes to get the extinguisher=

*Sets a dust trap behind the bar*

TheEPIC · Oct 23, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16

*picks up avari and throws her into the dust trap*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 11:19 PM // 23:19

*using precision shot i hit epic in the hand, causing him to drop avari in the snow left over from my deep freeze*

TheEPIC · Oct 23, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20

*curses lildude's fervant protection of avari. Stabs avari in the foot*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 11:25 PM // 23:25

*takes epic outside, then proceeds to:
castrate him
shove the castrated object down his throat
cut off his feet
cut off his hands
slits his throat
spits in his face
pees on his dead mangled disgraced body
cuts off his head
puts his head on top of a pike
sticks pike in ground in front of bar as a warning to all,

then goes back inside and casts healing touch on avari's foot*

(that'll teach ya!)

DarkWasp · Oct 23, 2005, 11:27 PM // 23:27

*Knocks out lildude and burries him in the snow then sets a spike trap under him so he cant move*

kg_lildude1 · Oct 23, 2005, 11:28 PM // 23:28

*casts necrotic traversal on what is left of epics mangled body, then does a repeat performance to wasp*

DarkWasp · Oct 23, 2005, 11:36 PM // 23:36

"OOH THATS IT! YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!"

*Glint busts through the roof*

*Uses ressurection signet on EPIC* (After Evening Reader [my necro] makes a bonefiend out of him)

*Wistles* (Splat, my pet spider, runs into the bar)

*Sounds an alarm*

*A huge crew of Orc Grunts from Warcraft bust through the wall*

"Alright lildude, I am calling you out, bring your best men, lets ha*hic* have a war!"